Archive for April, 2008

Fun Videos

April 29th, 2008

Here are a couple of nifty videos to start off your week. One is how Billary can claim the Democratic nomination and the other is from a British game show. Without the “moral” tuggings of the Evangelical right, our friends across the pond seem much more relaxed and not uptight.

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Birdhouse Foreclosures

April 24th, 2008

New listings this season!! These quality birdhouses in my backyard have been unoccupied for quite some time and are ready to move. Although birds are still “doin’ it,” the recent U.S. mortgage and housing crisis has left many vacant homes available. Check out these beauties that won’t “break the beak!”

Modern ceramic one-room upscale condo. This modern beauty was recently built in 2007 and features the Ikea Aviary Collection throughout.  Show off your artistic side with this loft style, solid ceramic construction that will withstand whatever mother nature throws your way.  You can’t fit a “condor in this condo,” but a “finch will be comfortable in a pinch.”

Quaint, one-room farmhouse style This rustic farmhouse style is the perfect opportunity to “get back to basics” and raise your lil’ peepers the Amish way.  No frills, but close to plenty of nestmaking materials and a vast wormfield at your disposal.  Local dog named “Kodak” keeps the vermin to a minimum while leaving you to sow your seeds of love.

Rural, pre-manufactured one-room Put a feather in your cap and chirp at the neighbors when they stare out of their trailors and see you in this prefab, section 8 available stunner.  Many additions were made to accommodate your lifestyle.  Be on top of the pecking order in your community with extra high ceilings for Cardinal mullets and thick walls for the occasional fisticuffs over those spring hens.  Relax and sip on some “Old Crow” in style!!  (Note:  Trucker Lady decoration can be swapped with the “Calvin pissing on Chinese imported birdhouse” logos at no charge)

I will eat your youngins\'

F**k off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”

(From the book “American Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 – Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”)

“You f**king idiot.”

(From the book “Crossfire” p. 84 – Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”

(From the book “The First Partner” p. 259 – Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

More Clinton Resume Boasting

April 14th, 2008

I think it will be a mission for me to start pointing out some of the things Hillary Clinton says in her rhetoric which may be exaggerations, misstatements, straight lies or simply contextually incomplete.

The example I cite this morning is from a speech she just gave to the Manufacturers Alliance meeting in Pittsburgh. She stated that many of the concerns she hears from the industry was why she founded the Manufacturing Caucus in the Senate.

What she didn’t say is that SHE didn’t found it by herself. Barack Obama was also one of the 19 Senators who ALL founded the Caucus. Sen. Graham and Sen. Clinton were the two to “announce” it. So here is an instance of her misleading people to believe this was her baby.